Anything You Want

Published on January 1st, my story Anything You Want kicked off the year on a note of inclusion. Judy Darley, the editor at Reflex Press, commented how it was the perfect story to start the year on. I couldn’t agree more.

After publishing darker sci-fi and humour pieces, it was nice to share a kinder look at the world. I enjoyed trying to capture this family’s dynamics and liked how the story bounced between the four characters’ perspectives.

Nine Minutes into the Future

I always believed in the viability of my story Nine Minutes into the Future, but I received many rejections before it was finally accepted. Two different editors told me that they enjoyed the world building, but that for a sci-fi story, they didn’t want to read about a date gone wrong.

I considered tinkering the story to their suggestions, but I ultimately stuck with the story I wanted to tell. I’m glad I did. Hugh and the team at Literally Stories snapped this story up only a couple days after I’d submitted it.

Literally Stories is a difficult publication to get accepted to, but they are incredibly supportive. They have a loyal group of regulars who comment on each story. I was very appreciative for everyone’s kind words and their unique takes on my view into a potential reality.

I enjoy writing sci-fi because of the freedom it gives me. I get to build the world and set the rules. The worlds I create may not be the worlds I want to live in, but let’s be honest, the present hasn’t exactly been stellar lately either. COVID and all…

Thank you to everyone for their outpouring of support with this story. It’s nice to know when a story lands with readers.

Buddy’s New Friend

I had a lot of fun writing Buddy’s New Friend. Everyone who knows me knows how much of a dog lover I am. Chances are I will like your dog more than you. No offence. It’s just how it is.

This story is told from Buddy’s perspective. It was fun crawling into the head of a dog and imagining what he would be thinking. After much tinkering, I used regular font to describe the action, italics to describe Buddy’s thoughts, and capitalized words like BARK and CHASE to describe his instinctive behaviours.

There’s also a little robot friend and a couple of (unlikable) humans. The story, like much of my writing, jumps between sci-fi and dark humour. What’s not to love?

A big shout out to J.L. Corbett of Idle Ink for publishing this piece. I apologized for (at that time) not yet having a public writer’s page to promote this piece, but she was understanding and encouraging. I shared the piece with my private network of friends and family and J.L. said the story had performed very well.

Buddy thanks you for your compassion to his plight. If you’re looking to help other dogs in need, consider a donation or volunteering with Soi Dog Foundation. BARK. BARK. BARK.

Toilet Humour

Unlike virtually all of my fiction, Toilet Humour is loosely based on a true encounter. Back when I was in high school, my friends and I were eating dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory on The Esplanade (which is funny in its own right – heading all the way downtown just to eat at a chain-style restaurant).

While in the bathroom, an older man looked at me and a friend and said, “Don’t you hate urinals?” He paused. “They’re where all the dicks hang out!”

I thought it was pretty funny, even if his raunchy unprovoked joke to a couple of teenagers was bordering on creepy.

The rest of the story is fictionalized, but the initial encounter did happen.

I was glad to publish this story in City.River.Tree. The editors referred to themselves only as “Him” and “Her” and awarded “The Prize” to their favourite story of the year. Clearly, a magazine that doesn’t take itself too seriously was a perfect fit for a story set at the urinals. I chose to become a Patreon in lieu of payment, as a thank you for their hard work.

As with Paradox, I wish I had come up with a more creative title for this story. Never send out your work until it’s complete!

Paradox

I’ve been writing for many years, but I only started submitting my work to literary magazines on the suggestion of my talented writer friend Dave Brown. Dave and I both compete in the NYC Midnight writing contests, and he began taking his completed stories and finding places to publish them.

When I first started submitting my work, I received many form rejections. I made the cardinal sin of submitting to magazines without first understanding what sort of work they publish, and in doing so I wasted editors’ precious time.

Finally, I got an acceptance, from Emma Kalson, who was compiling an anthology of flash fiction pieces titled Escaped Ink: Tall Tales and Short Stories. She enjoyed my story Paradox so much, she placed it at the beginning of the anthology, which means it’s available to read for free as part of the preview designed to entice readers to purchase the entire anthology.

Compared to many of my other stories, I hadn’t spent much time on this one. It’s rather simple and the acceptance actually caught me off guard. But it lands on a note of situational irony, which my talented photographer friend Marcela Kadanka says is a hallmark of my writing.

If I could change one thing about this story, it would be the title. Paradox was always a working title, one I meant to go back and change, but I never did. Too late now. Live and learn.

Thank you to Emma for taking a chance on my prose. I hope you will check out her collection.